BRIDGES FOR SALE - CHEAP - EASY INSTRUCTIONS - SHIP COLLISION PROOF

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THE  FRANKLIN SCOTT KEY BRIDGE COMPANY 

THE FSK BRIDGE COMPANY OFFERS  -  slightly used -  bridges for sale - no rust - clear and easy assembly instructions - all parts included. 

All of our bridges come compete with anti-ship collision protection software. 

We guarantee their safety and reliability - as long as our instructions are followed to the letter - something which our attorneys and inspectors will determine at your cost should the unlikelihood of failure result. 

No humans, animals, ships, political institutions or waterways were harmed in the making of this ad.